amazing news all– humanity has made first contact with another sapient species, and we just smoked those motherfuckers. even better, we looked at their brains and turns out they feel 10 times the emotions we do which means they felt 10 times more hurt and betrayed when we opened fire on them
you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you’re enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it’s an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.
