All this stress is taking its toll on my body. My thick luscious locks of love are gone, forever gone. If only my hair would start growing again then I can prove I’m Oscar! On the other hand… my baldness might have some advantages since my sweet mate keeps saying how attracted he is to long hair. Something about long hair reminding him of a “sexy lion”. Not sure how to take that.
Please world, help me! I don’t want to know what a sexy lion is!