He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
there should be gamergate fanart where adam and eve are games journalists living in the garden of videogame eden and then the snake justice warrior tempts them into biting into the apple of social knowledge and they turn into sjws