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He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.

—from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.”  (via internetexplorers)

(Source: coketalk, via dragondicks)

dragondicks:

there should be gamergate fanart where adam and eve are games journalists living in the garden of videogame eden and then the snake justice warrior tempts them into biting into the apple of social knowledge and they turn into sjws

agoodcartoon:

vaultt-tec:

SPECIAL

intelligence and charisma are merely dump stats, as any gamer will tell you. or demonstrate.