Dramatic Life!!!

A blog full of dumb and terrible things. HI THERE.

gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

(via flygex-eatin-on-softies)

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

all of this bass-less anger

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

all of this bass-less anger

(via damndamvandamme)

thesciencealliance:

I always thought it would be cool to juxtapose windows 95-era computer imagery with fantasy elements like magic and spirits. 
SO, i give you: floppy disk demon. pretend the GIF compression is for thematic effect.

thesciencealliance:

I always thought it would be cool to juxtapose windows 95-era computer imagery with fantasy elements like magic and spirits. 

SO, i give you: floppy disk demon. pretend the GIF compression is for thematic effect.

(via certifiedhypocrite)

certifiedhypocrite:

eccentric-nucleus:

certifiedhypocrite replied to your post:i went to a used bookstore and they had brink for…

I can’t remember if Brink had a practice mode for offline play either ;_;

i seem to recall someone mentioning that there was a “campaign” mode that was literally just a series of online maps where you play with / against a bunch of bots

but it’s probably academic

I’m caught off guard by referring to it as academic. Like. All you’re doing is studying its possibilities since you aren’t playing online? 

Uh! Yeah that is probably the case. It has been a while and I love to hate on Brink.

"academic" can also mean "not of practical use" aka "irrelevant"

also yes. Brink has campaign (all bots), co-op (one side human, other side bots), and multiplayer (human vs human)

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

(via sine)

dragonmaw:

A collection of scribbles from various time periods. Pronounced “dotdotdot.”

7 tracks from three different “artists.” (Chitinous Xaero, DJ Duck Fuck, and Radioactive Clouds).Pay what you want! No minimum! Recommended price of $1.Buy it on Bandcamp!released 22 April 2014 album artwork by robot joe  samples by their respective creators (portal, quake 3) Please reblog, retweet, and otherwise gimme signal boost. Also, feel free to email me at dragonmaw-A-gmail-D-com. Criticism welcome!—-
I’ve been struggling to focus on a single album, mainly because I have a bunch of “proto-albums.” So here’s an album intending to cleanse me of that. Of note: the Radioactive Clouds songs are the first songs I ever produced (way back in 2005).

dragonmaw:

A collection of scribbles from various time periods. Pronounced “dotdotdot.”

7 tracks from three different “artists.” (Chitinous Xaero, DJ Duck Fuck, and Radioactive Clouds).

Pay what you want! No minimum! Recommended price of $1.

Buy it on Bandcamp!

released 22 April 2014 
album artwork by robot joe
samples by their respective creators (portal, quake 3)

Please reblog, retweet, and otherwise gimme signal boost. Also, feel free to email me at dragonmaw-A-gmail-D-com. Criticism welcome!

—-

I’ve been struggling to focus on a single album, mainly because I have a bunch of “proto-albums.” So here’s an album intending to cleanse me of that. Of note: the Radioactive Clouds songs are the first songs I ever produced (way back in 2005).